[catch-all] They say I bang, they never toy with me

[hypothermic]

WHO: Leonard Snart/Captain Cold and anyone unlucky enough to cross his path
WHAT: Catch-All for general shenanigans
WHEN: January
WHERE: Everywhere he shouldn't be and then some
WARNINGS: Violence, potential mentions of child abuse/domestic abuse, general PG-13.

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Kitchen Nightmare // Open

[hypothermic]

SOMEONE has been creeping into the kitchen during the dead of night and leaving it in a very bad way.

On a good night, your favourite pasta goes missing, along with the chocolate bar you were saving for a special occasion.

On a bad night? The good left-overs get stolen, and the rest, well... end up on the floor, in the trash, or thrown haphazardly back into the fridge.

On the worst night? The kitchen looks like it was hit by a snow-storm. A sheet of ice covers a stretch of preparation tables and appliances. More than one microwave has been reduced to a shattered, melting mess of plastic, metal and ice. The fridge is intact, but most of its contents are splattered on the floor.

Everything smells like tuna. Warm day-old tuna.

What kind of sick bastard could have done this, you might ask? The answer is skinny, angry, and hungry. Make that hangry.

You can also blame Kabal. As one does.

For those with a bone to pick, the thief/kitchen terrorist appears to strike in the late PM or early AM. He's quick, stealthy, and more often than not slips in and out without being seen. Usually through the ventilation shafts, but sometimes through the door. When he's lazy.

Confront him, shame him, fight him, feed him if you're a saint, but whatever you do, know there's a blizzard warning in effect, and you're risking frostbite.