[Peter is a good boy who only headbutts and heckles people who deserve it. And even then, he hasn't reached his peak Spider-Man heckling abilities yet. But he'll get there!

Man how do you explain a cool aunt to a cowboy?? Did they even have coolness back then?]

She's- she's nice, y'know? Kind of a dork, but she's funny, and she's always got my back. Unless I'm doing something really stupid. Which is. Often.

But uh, nah. She's it. My parents passed away when I was little, and my uncle- we lost him a couple years ago. So it was just me and her.