He's a good honest boy, he's not gonna practice too hard on the lying.

"Because I can figure out what it is, and once I do that, I can probably work out a way to get rid of it."

Mid explanation, Peter shimmies on up some of those webs and plants himself upside down on the ceiling, where he gives his fancy containment unit a pat. This is normal.

"See, I found out how to hook this up to the computers, right? I have a lab set up in R&D where I can analyze the contents- once it has contents, anyway. If it's something synthetic, it'll just be a matter of running some sort of diagnostic test on the substance and following some directions. Organic, I'm... not as sure about, but we'll figure it out!"

Hi did you come here to listen to a nerd say nerd shit because that's happening.