[Disoriented doesn't even begin to describe the state of one Peter Parker right now. He's soggy and butt naked and has no idea how he got here or why he's here, but he is sure of... two and a halfish, maybe three things? His name is Peter, he knows the entire periodic table by heart, and he has an aunt who's name he totally remembers, but not her face.
This is alarming, to say the least. For a moment it's all he can focus on, dedicating all of his brain power to trying to remember this one thing. He is naturally facing the wall while all of this is going down, one hand braced against said wall while the other clutches his head. A voice behind him startles the absolute fuck out of him, and rather than carefully turning around on the wet floor like a normal goddamn human being, he so very gracefully whips around only to slip and fall right on his ass. The dizziness certainly doesn't do him any favors either. He cracks the tiles of the wall that is now behind him with his elbow, but he'll worry about that after he's figured all this other shit out.]
Uhh, no. Nope. I just discovered that I'm showering with an old guy, soooo. That's how my day's going.
[Totally don't panic. Just. Maybe try to diffuse the situation with humor, right? That's totally gonna work.]
Re: closed to Peter (& later Scaramouche) (cw nudity i guess)
This is alarming, to say the least. For a moment it's all he can focus on, dedicating all of his brain power to trying to remember this one thing. He is naturally facing the wall while all of this is going down, one hand braced against said wall while the other clutches his head. A voice behind him startles the absolute fuck out of him, and rather than carefully turning around on the wet floor like a normal goddamn human being, he so very gracefully whips around only to slip and fall right on his ass. The dizziness certainly doesn't do him any favors either. He cracks the tiles of the wall that is now behind him with his elbow, but he'll worry about that after he's figured all this other shit out.]
Uhh, no. Nope. I just discovered that I'm showering with an old guy, soooo. That's how my day's going.
[Totally don't panic. Just. Maybe try to diffuse the situation with humor, right? That's totally gonna work.]