And while you were at the first one, you met another guy named Peter Parker who could also do the spider thing.

[Peter sounds completely unphased by this. Either he's just that used to weird bullshit, or he's just hyperfocused on trying to get his wound cleaned up. This would be easier if he'd stop bleeding, so he gives up on cleaning for a little longer and goes back to pressing against his side, this time with sterile bandages, so at least there's some improvement.]

It's not really that weird, there seems to be a few of us out. Hell, at the last place I was stuck I ran into another Peter Parker who could do the spider thing. He was taller than me, but not as good looking.