It's a bit of a hike, that's why Peter never takes the stairs. But then flinging yourself off the walkways and getting around with webs isn't really in the cards for everybody. Sorry, bud.

"Nah, I don't mind at all. Here, you wanna open this app right here and scroll through the names. Mine's under 'Spides'."

He kind of has a thing for spiders. It's not weird, you're weird.

"You'll be able to send me a text or video or whatever whenever you want."