He would argue that he has one altruistic bone in his body that he is more than willing to share with anyone if given the chance. But that's probably not an argument they should have because, just like with Cho, he has a hunch his top notch, high quality dick jokes might be wasted on you mere mortals.

A few more cabinets seem to be additional cleaning supplies, general office equipment, nothing particularly interesting. Which means the locked cabinets hold the good stuff.

"So you look like a smart guy. You know what happens next here right?"