"You may be the least imaginative person I've met since Cho." Why does he keep attracting people who don't get his dick jokes or understand his wonderful personality. He is witty and funny and he is wasting all his good material on these losers. What did he do in his life to deserve this?

Other than.. well.. everything.

"Nevermind, I'm not going to waste my time teaching you. Just be glad I'm a man of my word sticking to my side of the deal. You get some more of this too: thirty percent is thirty percent. Take your cut. Start letting people take advantage of you and then you'll be negotiating for single digits in the future. Think of this as a learning experience."

As if somehow Kabal hasn't been taking advantage of him the whole time.