"Just because we don't have a magic pizza shitting wizard now doesn't mean that the people who were here before us, who were brought here in the exact same way as us, didn't have their own magic pizza shitting wizards. Anything's possible, is all I'm saying."

It's probably not a good thing that this has nothing to do with having an over active imagination. Life is fucking weird, dude.

"But, considering the nature of this place, your things do seem way more likely."