bardish: 40s; SCD (to-scd-170)
Jeff Calhoun ([personal profile] bardish) wrote in [community profile] redshiftlogs 2019-08-17 10:58 pm (UTC)

Huh. [ Jeff's gonna have to take a moment to think on it, so lost in thought that he doesn't even have the presence of mind to go into dad mode and tell Julie to GET DOWN FROM THAT COUNTERTOP, YOUNG LADY. ] Chicken? Eggs? Grapes! No wait, that's just a fable...

[ Wait hang on what? Jeff stops mid-sandwich prep, looking at Julie with an expression of pure wonderment. ]

No shit, really? [ Wait, he's got it! Jeff waves his sandwich at her all excitedly. ] Ooh! Maybe it'll eat peanut butter! Dogs love peanut butter, and foxes are, like, dog-adjacent!

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