Sure, why not! That sounds like fun. But in return you have to tell me more about time travel bro and moon bro, okay? Because those both sound pretty wild!

[ And aside from computers, her life is, and has always been, super bland by comparison. She is sure she will continue to believe that indefinitely, barring some life-changing revelation within the next five minutes.

With the shuffling completed, she goes ahead and deals the three cards for her own spread. Ready? ]