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october 2019. welcome to the void.
Who: Everyone in Anchor.
What: Fourth Introductory Mingle
When: The Month of October 2019
Where: Around and outside the city.
Warnings: Please add any warnings in the subject lines.

What: Fourth Introductory Mingle
When: The Month of October 2019
Where: Around and outside the city.
Warnings: Please add any warnings in the subject lines.

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Click here to read what characters will experience when arriving in Anchor.
a. sini express delivery service.
There's something odd rolling through Anchor. Whether they wake with it next to their beds or find it sitting neatly in some corridor as if placed there just for them, characters will start finding items that are distinct and unique enough that they have to belong to someone. But where are they coming from? And whose are they?
The easiest way to find out is probably to walk around with the item held high yelling "Does this belong to you?" but that's not a good way to cover a lot of ground.
Don't worry, though! There's someone (something?) to help you. Chiming in periodically from communicators or intercoms across Anchor comes a voice that might sound a little familiar to anyone who made it as far as that spaceship wreckage in the wasteland. Softly laughing and humming, this some-one-thing will cheerfully coax characters in the right direction, giving tips and offering little clues to anyone who might be confused about whose item they have.
Characters struggling with identifying whose item they got might hear a helpful voice whispering out of their device as they move around the city - "Warmer, waaaaarmer...oh no! COLD!" They might hear a laughing voice coming out of a nearby speaker, giving tips or riddles about the person the item belongs to - "Her eyes are grey!" or "What kind of spider is sweet as pie?" Sometimes, it'll just be amused giggling at the efforts of those trying to find their object's owner. That bubbly voice is everywhere, encouraging residents to solve the riddle because "It'll be wooooorth it. Pinky swear!"
And no matter what, it can't be turned off or muted, and it doesn't respond to any direct attempts to communicate in return.
The easiest way to find out is probably to walk around with the item held high yelling "Does this belong to you?" but that's not a good way to cover a lot of ground.
Don't worry, though! There's someone (something?) to help you. Chiming in periodically from communicators or intercoms across Anchor comes a voice that might sound a little familiar to anyone who made it as far as that spaceship wreckage in the wasteland. Softly laughing and humming, this some-one-thing will cheerfully coax characters in the right direction, giving tips and offering little clues to anyone who might be confused about whose item they have.
Characters struggling with identifying whose item they got might hear a helpful voice whispering out of their device as they move around the city - "Warmer, waaaaarmer...oh no! COLD!" They might hear a laughing voice coming out of a nearby speaker, giving tips or riddles about the person the item belongs to - "Her eyes are grey!" or "What kind of spider is sweet as pie?" Sometimes, it'll just be amused giggling at the efforts of those trying to find their object's owner. That bubbly voice is everywhere, encouraging residents to solve the riddle because "It'll be wooooorth it. Pinky swear!"
And no matter what, it can't be turned off or muted, and it doesn't respond to any direct attempts to communicate in return.
b. flu season.
No one probably takes special notice, at first. It's a sniffle here, a cough or chill there. 'Tis the season in some universe, after all, and even the advanced decontamination process isn't completely flawless. But what starts as a tickle in the throat gets a little worse over the span of a week, or in some cases a lot worse.
Whether laid up for a few days or longer, afflicted characters can expect to feel a few consistent symptoms. Dizziness, lightheadedness, chills and fever, coughing and sneezing (that kind of sneezing that comes in annoyingly long bursts and makes you feel like you've shot your brain out of your nose).
Oh, and hallucinations. Mild ones! Nothing to write home about! (If you even could, anyway.) Hallucinations are the last stage of this mild interuniversal flu, an annoyance more than anything...
And it leaves some people immune, and some people even more susceptible to what might follow.
Whether laid up for a few days or longer, afflicted characters can expect to feel a few consistent symptoms. Dizziness, lightheadedness, chills and fever, coughing and sneezing (that kind of sneezing that comes in annoyingly long bursts and makes you feel like you've shot your brain out of your nose).
Oh, and hallucinations. Mild ones! Nothing to write home about! (If you even could, anyway.) Hallucinations are the last stage of this mild interuniversal flu, an annoyance more than anything...
And it leaves some people immune, and some people even more susceptible to what might follow.
c. harvestival festival.
Something good is happening in the agricultural sector. Weird, right?
But lo, the whole place has started to bloom seemingly overnight. Tiny fruits become noticeable, then large. Edible vegetation is flourishing, and you can tell which vegetation is edible thanks to the flocks, gangs, and small herds of creatures that have emerged from the still-wild depths of the sector. None of these creatures are aggressive except as a means to protect themselves when scared. Unused to strangers as they are, they'll probably let you get pretty close! Which means you could hunt them, I guess, or try to lasso and bring home some critters to the farm and fenced areas.
The food varies wildly. From electric pink berries the size of a pinkie to giant purple melons nestled in beds of vines. The tastes are as exotic and strange as the fruits themselves. A few people might even recognize some kinds of fruit from home. The root vegetables, squash, and edible vegetation is as colorful as the fruit, though a little more weirdly shaped. Why does that carrot-seeming thing look like a coiled spring? Who knows? You can't judge its life.
The culinarily inclined can take harvested goods to the kitchen areas and start experimenting, but beware! Even plants that look like they could be from Earth or other areas that the residents of Anchor know probably taste a little weirder or more intense than normal. Your best bet for a good recipe is to taste a little bit of everything before you get started. The spicy, the melony, the crunchy, salty, and sweet. There are no available records of what any of these things are, so you'll have to make it up as you go! The only consistent thing across all the agricultural sector's bounty is that NONE of it is poisonous. And none of it will get you high, Klaus and Kabal, so don't get your hopes up.
But lo, the whole place has started to bloom seemingly overnight. Tiny fruits become noticeable, then large. Edible vegetation is flourishing, and you can tell which vegetation is edible thanks to the flocks, gangs, and small herds of creatures that have emerged from the still-wild depths of the sector. None of these creatures are aggressive except as a means to protect themselves when scared. Unused to strangers as they are, they'll probably let you get pretty close! Which means you could hunt them, I guess, or try to lasso and bring home some critters to the farm and fenced areas.
The food varies wildly. From electric pink berries the size of a pinkie to giant purple melons nestled in beds of vines. The tastes are as exotic and strange as the fruits themselves. A few people might even recognize some kinds of fruit from home. The root vegetables, squash, and edible vegetation is as colorful as the fruit, though a little more weirdly shaped. Why does that carrot-seeming thing look like a coiled spring? Who knows? You can't judge its life.
The culinarily inclined can take harvested goods to the kitchen areas and start experimenting, but beware! Even plants that look like they could be from Earth or other areas that the residents of Anchor know probably taste a little weirder or more intense than normal. Your best bet for a good recipe is to taste a little bit of everything before you get started. The spicy, the melony, the crunchy, salty, and sweet. There are no available records of what any of these things are, so you'll have to make it up as you go! The only consistent thing across all the agricultural sector's bounty is that NONE of it is poisonous. And none of it will get you high, Klaus and Kabal, so don't get your hopes up.

Peter Parker | Open
Heading back out to investigate that ship a little better, anyone interested in coming with can meet me in the hangar in liiiiike, an hour. Two hours? I'm flexible. -Peter
[Anyone who feels like going on a field trip to the creepy ship from a couple months back can indeed meet Peter in the hangar, and after a good figuring-out-a-gameplan huddle, our little group of adventurers are OFF,
For his part, Peter is mostly interested in seeing what sort of things can be salvaged. At first, at least. He spends most of his time on the ship creeping around in the dark corners, lifting heavy debris out of the way and looking for a way to get further into the ship . Once he does find a way inside he'll be doing much of the same, but it doesn't last for long once he hears creepy child noises. He kind of already regrets coming here because noooooooooope.]
2. DELIVERY SERVICE
[So speaking of creepy child noises, Peter awakens with a start and nearly flips right out of the web hamock he'd set up in his lab when this fucking terrifying child giggle (it's not that terrifying peter calm down) comes from his communicator. He untangles himself from the webs very ungracefully and scoops the sat phone up, fully intending to just pitch it at the wall because how dare you startle me, but then it actually starts saying words. Even if he's annoyed that the place is haunted again, he's just curious enough to listen.]
On the table, silly spider!
[NOPE HE STILL WANTS TO PITCH HIS PHONE, but he does glance over at the table while he's winding up to do just that. The book he finds there is just goddamn ridiculous looking enough to make him once again stop in his tracks. It's. A romance novel about a bear. Okay. Okay, fine, he picks it up to examine it, nearly throws it across the room after he reads the horrible, pun-filled tagline, and ultimately decides "fuck it". Time to go out and see who this belongs to. He absolutely plans on doing this by holding the book up and yelling, but the spooky kids have other plans.]
Something old for someone new! Look for red combined with blue!
[He pitches his communicator into the floor and just shatters the fucking thing NOW THE GHOSTS ARE DOING RHYMING RIDDLES AT HIM AND HE JUST CANNOT WITH THIS DR. SEUSS SHIT RIGHT NOW. Sigh sigh.]
3. FLU SEASON
[Peter doesn't get sick. He just doesn't, not since before the spider bit him. He hasn't so much as had a cold for years now, so when he starts to feel a tickle in his throat, he figures he might have just swallowed a cat hair or something and doesn't think anything of it. Aaand then a couple days pass and he realizes that he must have caught something, but also he has literal super powers, surely his body can just fight off whatever this is on it's own and he'll be fine. But it's outer space, and even his cranked up immune system isn't invincible.
He manages to make it into his lab eventually, but uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. Yeah man it's obvious that he shouldn't even be out of bed, much less trying to work. One day he doesn't even manage to get out of bed, and finally someone has probably convinced him to visit the medbay. Gee Peter maybe if you hadn't been overworking yourself so much lately you wouldnt be in such horrible shape right now, huh.]
4. WILDCARD
[You know how these work. hit me at
Delivery Service - just winging it that Peter is out looking for her
Look out for a man of tricks, and to his arm this piece affix!
[And tucked in the crook of her elbow is a leather armguard, one with a lovely blue ribbon tied around it. Clearly, she thought it important to make this gift presentable, whether she knew who it was for or not. It is how the uprights do, after all. She seems a little frustrated with her communicator though, pursing her lips as she gives it a hard look.]
I would like another clue. There are many floors, and there could be many men of tricks. How will I know which one?
[The phone buzzes again, the singsong voice responding.]
Who can help you find this man? Turn around, 'cause that kid can!
[Elleru turns and looks behind her, her magenta eyes landing right on Peter. Ah, a much better clue indeed -- she puts on a wide smile and makes her way in his direction, her eyes trailing downward as she closes the gap between them. Goodness, he's cute. So small, too. Or is that normal height for uprights? Given she towers over him by several inches, she cannot tell. She greets him with a bow of her head.]
Hello, little man. [Her accent is thick; perhaps she did not mean that literally. Or maybe she did, since she's 6'4" and he's definitely littler by comparison.] Can you help me?
YEAAAAH BUDDY
He isn't quite putting two and two together yet, so he doesn't think to ask her about this book that he has tucked under his arm. Also he's a little distracted by not being sure if she's being rude or not? He decides not, since people aren't usually intentionally rude to people they're asking for help.]
I-- I... yeah, I can-- I can help. Sorry, yeah, um. What can I help with?
[Forgive hi for stuttering like a moron. It's been a weird morning.]
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The phone has told me to seek a man of tricks. Do you know any man like that? Perhaps he is not literal man, but... formative? Figurative. [That's the word she was going for.]
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Uhh... Only "man of tricks" I can think of is Loki, but he's a trickster God? I... I think that still counts as a man of tricks. He's tall, kinda skinny, black hair.
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Tall, black hair, thin. I shall seek him out. Now where may I find this— ah!
[She holds up a finger — wait — and pulls out her communicator, skimming down the list of names. Hm, she doesn't see a "low key," or even a similar name. Maybe he did not use his name for the network. She didn't.]
Hm. [She pouts.] Perhaps it will not be so easy to find him, after all.
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[Speaking of finding people to give them shit, Peter suddenly remembers the weird book he's carting around, and whips it out to show her.]
By the way, does uh, this look familiar to you?
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Where did you find this?!
[She flips through the novel, the aged pages smelling just a bit like cinnamon. It's just as she remembers it: the beautiful dress on the bear on the cover, the notes she took along the edges of the pages, the saucy love scene lasting from pages 166-169. She rubs her face against the cover, clearly overjoyed.]
I thought I had lost this! How worried I was!
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I-it just appeared in my lab, like, it was there when I woke up. And then a ghost or something was like "yo solve my ghost riddles" on my phone and-- ...and I smashed it into the ground and need to get a new one. Kind of a weird morning.
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Delivery service: Some time in the month
So he picks it up and he sets off to go find Peter, fingers moving restlessly over the surface.
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"Oh! Hey man, it's been a while. How's it going?"
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Cole has no idea how that might sound, but he clarifies by holding out a package. "I don't know why it came to me, but it was in my storage room."
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Peter sets his broom aside and crosses the room, taking the package from Cole and turning it over in his hands.
"Is it weird that I'm worried about opening this? I don't think it'll blow up or anything, but I don't know if I trust anything that the creepy haunted space station decides to give me, you know?"
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Maybe that isn't the right answer.
"I don't think it will hurt you. It just wants to be with you." Cole tugs his hat on a bit more.
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"It wants to be with me. Sure, I can work with that. Let's see what we have here, I guess."
He opens the package, facing away from himself just in case, but seeing as it doesn't explode, he takes a peek inside. Well hey, it's a tacky pair of glasses, but not a pair that he recognizes as being his.
"...Huh. You sure this is for me?"
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He nods firmly.
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"Right. Fair enough."
Well, fuck it. He has theses ugly glasses, he might as well try them on. "Aaaad, now everything is blue-"
"Hello, Peter." And now the glasses are talking to him, WELL. That was unexpected. He whips them off his face and holds them at arm's length, looking at Cole as if he's supposed to know what this weird shit is.
"Oooookay, they know my name. Was not expecting that."
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Count me in, babe
*
[Scaramouche's face brightens inside his helmet as they pass a feature of the landscape he created: the tyre marks that were left by the jeep he drove out here recently. It copped a beating from the wind that day, ending with him being put on the back foot and having to reverse the thing all the way back to Anchor. It's the only evidence of one of his many failed attempts at making it out here on his own.
Soon, the marks in the sand are behind them. The crashed ship casts its shadow over them in no time.
Scaramouche alights the vehicle, all hopped up and ready to go. He's bombed enough solo attempts at making it this far (not that he cares to admit it) to let the radiation suit distract him from this triumph. He just has to make it work! Keeping a firm grip on the sheathed dagger that's lowered at his side (someone will have to slice off his hand if they want it in theirs), he moves farther into the crash site, the larger blade inside the scabbard on his back clanking against his suit with each step.
Once they're inside the wreckage, Scaramouche basks in the eerie ambience, smiling in spite of their grim surroundings and its terrible sights, smells, and sounds. Any light that shines through is eventually swallowed up by the darkness, and the number of robot corpses grows with it.
He does some heavy lifting of his own. He's hoping it won't be long before they find something useful to take back with them; anything that might help to get him on his way back to Earth.
They start to hear the faint echo of laughter and song.]
Wait, what's that?
[There's a slight smile in his voice. The bot straightens and turns his luminescent eyes to the pitch blackness ahead.]
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That is until the creepy voices start, and Peter looks like he's about ready to jump back into the Jeep and wait for everyone to wrap this up. Ghosts are his least favorite thing, okay. You can't punch a ghost.]
That was the worst sound I've ever heard in my life.
...I guess we better investigate, huh.
[GOD he doesn't want to, but scientific curiosity wins over caution every time.]
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No stalling, babe.
[He follows the sounds, his heels clicking on the twisted metal that makes up the floor. He still pays attention to the groans of the structure around them; this thing could cave in at any minute. There's a light flickering somewhere ahead. Artificial? A section of paneling blocks the way. He smooths his hand over its surface before gripping its side and giving it a pull, testing out the heft of it. It's at least four times the weight of his sword.]
Hey kiddo, will you lend me a hand?
[He could move it by himself, but an extra pair of hands will speed things up. The dagger isn't an option down here; an explosion, even a minor one, would send this heap crumbling down on them and wham. He would make it out in time, but it'd be bye-bye to his hopes of finding a functioning radar system or comm unit.]
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He was absolutely stalling, but it's fine, he's got this now. He hurries over to give Scaramouche a hand with the paneling, sticking his hands right to it rather than looking for a spot to grip it.]
Okay, ready when you are.
[Peter could also move it by himself, but he's a big nerd who likes TEAMWORK okay. Don't judge.]
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[The metal sheet rattles and screeches as it's lifted out of the way in five seconds flat. Not a bad effort! But does Peter get a 'thanks'? Does he hear a single word of acknowledgement? No. Scaramouche has bigger things on his mind right now than small talk.
The artificial light is faint, but it's bright enough to cut through the shadows. He calmly makes a beeline for it, ducking his helmeted head below a sunken part of the ceiling. The deeper they go, the more his face falls. This place is going to fall apart; it's just a matter of when.]
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With each step, the apparitions get more and more coherent, the flickers of light coalescing into the form of a young woman, details difficult to make out besides the flow of long pink hair and the skirt of a long white gown. She moves ahead of them, to where a corridor branches off to the right, flickering against the wall, the laughter fading out into a soft sob.]
Help me, help me.
[The voice is soft, high-pitched, and she flickers off down the side corridor, suddenly a streak of light instead of a form.]
Won't you please?
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Did you-- did you see that!? Should we follow her? We should follow her. I'm-- I'm gonna follow her.
[This seems like a terrible idea but goddammit he's gonna do it anyway here he goes.]
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No running, all right? We don't want to start calling you-- [he brings the hand clenched around his dagger down on his open, flat palm for a quick illustration of what will happen if this ship collapses around them] --Pancake Parker.
[Scaramouche the Flattened doesn't have a nice ring to it, either. That's his only real concern here.]